.....and yes, I totally stole this title from Neko.

ANYWAY.

Hello hello hello! Contrary to popular opinion, I am still alive. (Feel free to start swearing.) I've also--wait for it--gotten a life! Therefore, I don't spend that much time on dA anymore. If you for some reason feel the need to contact me, e-mail is the way to go. If you don't know my official address, send a message to shevassockpuppetaccount@gmail.com.

So what's new with you?

Iunno. What's new with you?

I'm trying to draw a comic and epically failing.

O RLY?

YES RLY.

That's...nice.

Yeah.

-pause-

Okay, you're just getting boring now.

Are you implying there was ever a time that I was interesting?

I'm trying not to. Anything funny or at least mildly interesting you can tell us about?

Um. Let me think.

-another pause-

GOT IT! You know this instant soups?

............yeah................

Well, in Israel they have them really cheap. So I bought a bunch while I was there.

...........and where exactly are you going with this?

I took one for lunch today, only to actually read the packaging and discover that I had bought not the noodelly goodness that I THOUGHT I was buying, but...

What?! Tell us already.

........instant mashed potatoes. THREE CONTAINERS OF INSTANT MASHED POTATOES. TT_TT

........right.

........yeah.

-/end journal entry/-